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" 'There is no use trying,' said Alice, 'One can't believe impossible things.'

'I dare say you haven't had much practice,' said the queen.
'When I was your age, I always did it for a half hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.' "


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"My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that."



"If one drinks much from a bottle marked “Poison”, it’s almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later."



"I -- I hardly know, sir, just at present -- at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then."



"Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."


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"If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does."



"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"